I Keep A List of Quotes From My Daily Life (that I think are funny) On My Phone

I’ve done this once before. Feel free to blast to the past to read that if you’d like. Enjoy. I like dark chocolate. It’s bitter and unpleasant, like me. “Why are you crushing my dreams?” “Your dreams are wrong.” And I will raise you up on eagle’s wings — how do you like all the … More I Keep A List of Quotes From My Daily Life (that I think are funny) On My Phone