Okay, unnecessary and completely unrelated preface: I was glancing over my stats and someone read a post recently that I have no memory of writing. Like, it’s a personal anecdote of my life, and I know it happened, so I know I did write it. But I have no memory of doing so. First of … More I Always Knew I Was Royalty

Listen here. I know there are stereotypes. Legends. There’s hearsay. About how when you live in a dorm building, people steal your stuff. But I thought this was different. This place, full of such nice people. Kind, caring, respectful of property. ALAS AND ALACK, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I WAS INCORRECT. It all began with the terrible … More There Are Thieves About