A Giveaway!

I was sitting in my room looking at my extra copies of Snow White and Rose Red, and I had a thought.

I thought, “I like it when real authors do signed giveaways. That’s always nice, isn’t it?”

Then I thought to myself, “You know what? I am a real author! I can do one of those if I want. I don’t have to sit around waiting for some ‘more worthy’ recognition. I’m a real author right now!”

I then spent some time sitting around wondering if doing a giveaway was “too frivolous” or “silly and pointless,” and then I decided that was dumb and I would do one anyway. Because I want to. So I’m going to.


The criteria for you to win are threefold:

  1. Like this post.
  2. Caption the picture that will follow this list.
  3. Tell me what the favorite book you’ve read in either 2018 or (so far) in 2019 was, and why.
Picture for Captioning

This giveaway will go until May 14th – that gives you all a week and a day to knock my socks off and win the current crowning achievement of my authorial efforts, inscribed with a signature I’ve been working on for an embarrassingly long time for an occasion just like this.

Good luck – the odds are in your favor. I am easy to amuse.

One thought on “A Giveaway!

  1. -“Math at Paideia highschool: If the sloth crawls inside the tardis, but the sorting hat put him into hufflepuff, then what is the anti-derivative of Mr. C’s conspiracy theories?”
    -“Perks of being a Wallflower”


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