We’re not even going to address my hiatus. es. My hiatuses. What we ARE going to discuss is how we won! I ought to clarify, oughtn’t I? So, you know how I act and stuff. It’s kind of a thing. Last spring, my younger brother and I were in a production of Sondheim’s “Assassins: The … More We’re All Winners In My Book (And the Actual Book. Of Actual Winners. Because We Actually Won).