Venus the Impostor

I am feeling exceedingly glum, uncreative, and uninspired. I cannot write for you a new thing tonight. So, here’s an old thing. I wrote it probably two years ago, or somewhere around there. I had finished writing the first draft of The Psychnomast and I was a little stir-crazy, and I jotted down a sentence that came … More Venus the Impostor

Sparky the Dragon

I don’t know if I’ve shared this with you guys before. I wrote it in Freshman year, because I was bored. If you’re familiar with Hermey the elf from Rudolph – this guy- this story with be reminiscent of that story. But my story makes more sense. There is no reason given for why Hermey is obsessed … More Sparky the Dragon

The Past Tense of William Shakespeare is Wouldiwas Shookspeared

Okay, before this post starts, you should know that I wrote this in my blog email and emailed it to my main email address while I was at school, and when I opened my email just now I was momentarily confused how I emailed myself from the future from my blog. That’s the kind of … More The Past Tense of William Shakespeare is Wouldiwas Shookspeared