Okay, so remember the black strap? This one? Remember how important it is to the entire guard staff? IT. IS. MISSING. No one’s seen it for two weeks! We’ve all searched high and low–even going so far as to clean the guard room. Something that rarely, if ever, happens. We just came in one morning and it … More The Black Strap: The Mysterious Disappearance!
Okay, I recently ranted hard-core on Facebook about this, and then I was like, “It’s a post day. This’d be a good post.” Here’s what I posted to the vast land of Facebook: PSA to everyone ever, forever and always: Chain-letter posts are an entirely ridiculous thing. The concept of guilting/scaring someone into re-posting something … More Chain Letters (Or: *Facepalm*)
Okay so like I don’t even know what to write about, peeps. It’s 11:20 in the pm on Saturday, and I got nothing. I currently have a slammy-keyboard placeholder title on this post because I legitimately have no idea what I’m going to write about tonight. HowEVER, I am currently writing this post on my … More Heyo, Homeskillets
Okay, so it’s been a bit, but I still went to D.C., so this is still valid. We had a fun day. We had a tour of the Capitol building (and our guide was cuuuute, too. 20-year-old intern. Four years isn’t that big of an age gap, is it?), took a day tour of D.C., … More The D.C. Chronicles: Lost at 1 am
I’m just warning you, the title sounds way cooler than what this post actually is. Basically, I’m a lifeguard. I’m assuming you all already know that. As such, we have a uniform: swimsuit in blue, black, or red, our lifeguard shirts, whistle, sunglasses, and the Guard+ fanny pack. So, in our guard room, there is … More Black Strap: The Envy of the Guards
At work on Sunday, one of my friends and co-workers, while we were squeegeeing the bathroom floor, sarcastically said, “You know, being a lifegaurd is a lot less glamorous than I thought it’d be.” And, boy oh boy, did today drive that home. I have tales, you guys. Okay, so I’m scheduled to work all … More Not So Glamorous