Okay so I was going to bring you more of The D.C. Chronicles, but something has arisen that cannot be ignored. THIS. FREAKING. SPIDER. See that little, unassuming speck in the corner of the bathtub? That is a heart-attack inducing, immortal, fiendish speck of hell-ash that is INDESTRUCTIBLE. When I find a spider in the … More Proof that Spiders Are Actual Devil Spawn
As you know (or should, at this point) I went to D.C. for a week. My Nana and Grandpa took me and three of my cousins, and it was a lot of fun. However, we all know only the funnest of things happen when I leave the house, so I have STORIES for you, my … More The D.C. Chronicles: Stinky Subway Man
LingoBites launched on Thursday, my friends. Wanna know what was on it? My story! Pretty freaking bombsauce, huh? You can go to their website if you have an internet connection or download their app from Google Play, if you have any android devices. Why no App Store, you ask? Currently, they’ve only launched in beta … More We’re a Go!
First of all, I’m back home! Ish. I’m still across the state staying with my grandparents, but I’ll be home soon. Anyhow, today’s (late) post is about the weird differences between generations. Specifically, “you’re welcome” versus “no problem”. Now, up until a few nights ago, I thought that the problem with “no problem” was a … More No Problem!
Okay, okay, okay. I know, I missed Tuesday, and when I don’t post on schedule then people stop checking and I lose followers, yada yada. But, in my defense, I’m in D.C., and we got quite lost on Tuesday coming home from Colonial Williamsburg. Pretty sweet, right? I have SO MANY pictures to spam … More A Cop-Out
Okay, so, it is 5:56 in the am. I am sitting on a plane, departure set for 6:00, and I am writing this on the infuriatingly tiny keyboard of my phone. This is all well and good, but I was supposed to be doing this an hour ago. Yeah. Did I mess up? I certainly … More I Should Just Never Leave the House
So I had a Physical Therapy appointment today (which is a whole different story of tragic comedy, but more on that later), but we had a lot of stuff going on and too few vehicles, so I rode down with my mom, took the car from my dad at work, took the car back to … More This Could Work; I Mean, if You’re Down With Probably Going to Hell.
So, in my last post, I promised I’d tell you about the very eventful Sunday I had. So, here we are, at 11:01 am on Tuesday (note the day and time–boom, blogging on schedule, baby) and I intend to do just that. You need a tad of background for this one. My family and I … More That’s Not What I Meant, NSA
Okay, so it’s almost midnight. But it’s still technically Saturday. “But, why are you up?” You reasonably ask. Because, friends, I am home alone again, and you know how well that goes for me. See, the rest of my family is on a weekend trip, but I had to come home early to work, so … More I Might Have to Rethink Living Alone
I was talking to my sister today, because I’ve been completely overwhelmed lately, and after she helped me chillax (because she’s the best sister–which, really, is convenient, since I only got one), she asked why I haven’t been blogging lately. My knee-jerk answer was, “because I’m a terrible blogger and I have no ideas.” Which, … More So This is a Thing.